Change & Experience

Paris Hilton responds.

Transcript:

Narrator:
He’s the oldest celebrity in the world.
Like super old.
Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin
and beer was served in a bucket.
McCain, is he ready to lead?

Paris Hilton:
Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too. Only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy.

I’m just hot.

But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I’m running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I’m, like, totally ready to lead. So

And now I want to present my energy policy for America, just as soon as I finish this article on where I can fly to get the best tan.

Oh Maui, enough said.

Ok so here’s my energy policy. Barack [Obama]wants to focus on new technologies to cut foreign oil dependancy. And McCain wants offshore drilling. Well why don’t we do a hybrid on both candidates’ ideas.

“We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. That way the offshore drilling carries us until the new technologies kick-in which will then create new jobs and energy independence.

Energy crisis solved, I’ll see you at the debates, bitches!”

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go pick out a Vice-President. I’m thinking Brianna.

I’ll see you at the White House. Oh, and I might paint it pink. I hope that’s cool with you guys. Bye!

Obama spokesman Bill Burton reacts: "Whatever."

"Sounds like Paris is taking the 'All of the Above' energy approach that John McCain has advocated — both alternatives and drilling," spokesman Tucker Bounds told the gossip site. "Perhaps the reality is that Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barack Obama."

In the past, the Hilton family has supported the Republican Party, even donating money to McCain's campaign.

It is interesting to note that McCain was actually not the first person to compare Obama to Paris Hilton. Click here.

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